Scream-of-Consciousness

From The Onion: Dr. Seuss weighs in on film adaptations of his work...

Here is an excerpt, but please go read the whole thing:

"Why it's simply an outrage—a crime, you must judge!—
To crap on my books with this big-budget sludge.
My books are for children to learn ones and twos in,
Not commercialous slop for Jim Carrey to ruin.

"Have you no respect for the gems of your youth?
To pervert them on screen from Taiwan to Duluth.
Even after you drag my last word through the dirt,
I know you, you pirates,
You'd cut out my heart for a "Thing 1" T-shirt. "

posted by lisamarlene @ 4:03 PM