Scream-of-Consciousness

Alright, dear readers, I'm desperately needing a good laugh.

Writing to deadline and finals prep have got my brain in evil twisted knots, I'm not sleeping, and I'm consuming more coffee than I have since the spring of '96 (no, I wasn't sleeping *before* I started od-ing on the coffee, honest), and the combination of stress, caffeine, and poor nutrition are making my stomach acids feel like Kilauea on a bad day.

So here's a challenge for you: email me the funniest damned *original* pick-up lines you can think of... the quirkier and more obscure the better... and I'll post them all here next week.

Here's one to start you off with:

"Hey... did you ever wonder what went on behind the scenes with Captain Caveman and the Teen Angels?"

posted by lisamarlene @ 6:42 AM